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Any Thoughts As To What This Might Be?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4281314/Human-shaped-cloud-appears-Zambian-shopping-centre.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline...
13:07 Sun 05th Mar 201726 answers, last by hereIam 14:34 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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Elvis Costello

Watched a bit about Elvis Costello's life and music earlier this evening. What a talent that man is. Great songs, great voice....
21:45 Sat 04th Mar 201716 answers, last by Backdrifter 12:20 Tue 07th Mar 2017
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Shouting

Doctor: Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles! Patient: Why is he shouting that? Nurse: Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here....
18:34 Sat 04th Mar 20171 answer, last by marval 18:49 Sat 04th Mar 2017
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Crushed To Death By Porn Magazines...

https://mobile.twitter.com/MailOnline/status/837813000207749121?s=01...
01:33 Sat 04th Mar 201713 answers, last by Sipowicz 16:18 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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Speed Dial

I've just put my friend Richard on speed dial on the phone, it's my Get-Rich-Quick scheme....
21:39 Fri 03rd Mar 20174 answers, last by Samjenko 13:22 Sat 04th Mar 2017
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Lost Court Case

I lost a court case battle against a popular fabric softener; I fought Lenor, and Lenor won”...
23:39 Thu 02nd Mar 20175 answers, last by marval 00:10 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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Couldn't Afford

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life....
20:14 Thu 02nd Mar 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 22:12 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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Tipp-Ex

I Mistakenly drank some Tipp-Ex, instead of my liquid Viagra. I now have a massive correction.
21:14 Wed 01st Mar 20178 answers, last by Prudie 22:45 Wed 01st Mar 2017
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Sale

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
20:28 Wed 01st Mar 201713 answers, last by JJ109 09:21 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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Burnt Ears.

A woman was admitted to hospital with two burnt ears. Apparently she answered the phone whilst she was ironing. The doctor asked her how she burnt the second ear. She replied that it happened when she...
20:31 Tue 28th Feb 20176 answers, last by zebo 10:38 Wed 01st Mar 2017
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Raided.

The police have raided Justin Bieber's home looking for some dope. They found him.
15:35 Mon 27th Feb 2017
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Alcohol.

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.
13:33 Mon 27th Feb 20177 answers, last by Dinapal 17:37 Mon 27th Feb 2017
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Inside Number Nine

Has anyone watched this series on BBC2? Seen episode 1 of series 3 last Tuesday night 9pm. I thought it very clever and funny with a dark twist. Brilliant actors and acting Worth a watch!...
21:45 Sun 26th Feb 20175 answers, last by Jomlett 11:10 Wed 01st Mar 2017
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Suspicious

A Chinese man faked his own death, but his family were suspicious, they didn't bereave him....
21:14 Sun 26th Feb 20173 answers, last by marval 16:30 Mon 27th Feb 2017
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Darts

Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I saif, "You just can't let it go can you?"......
20:41 Sat 25th Feb 20179 answers, last by Baldric 00:29 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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For Sale

Broken ex pub quiz machine for sale, £10 No questions asked....
18:49 Sat 25th Feb 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 20:39 Sat 25th Feb 2017
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Jogging

I went jogging today and could hear clapping behind me. I then realised it was my backside cheering me on!...
14:43 Sat 25th Feb 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 20:19 Sat 25th Feb 2017
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Boarding

There was a bit of row going on at the airport. A young man had too much in his luggage to board plane. What a carry on!......
20:24 Fri 24th Feb 2017
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Splinter

I hate it when I get a splinter. I hope I never get another. Touch wood......
20:47 Thu 23rd Feb 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:38 Fri 24th Feb 2017
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I Used To

I used to have a friend called Page Turner. She told so many lies but I could read her like a book........
11:48 Thu 23rd Feb 20171 answer, last by elliemay1 11:51 Thu 23rd Feb 2017

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