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Why

Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they'll all melt when they land on your face. Why is a man like a snow fall? You never...
15:19 Tue 05th Jan 2010
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Moles

A mummy mole, a daddy mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole, wher they have been hibernating. One day as the weather gets warmer they wake up. Daddy mole sticks his head out of the...
18:26 Mon 04th Jan 20102 answers, last by Billy_Sugger 15:42 Tue 05th Jan 2010
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Which warrior are you?

I wonder which one of these you are. www.redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/ Just click on begin, then next warrior....
19:18 Sun 03rd Jan 201014 answers, last by ummmm 00:30 Mon 04th Jan 2010
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The wedding test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger...
18:01 Tue 29th Dec 20097 answers, last by lucca 16:57 Sun 03rd Jan 2010
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VIrgin

A young man was planning to get married, and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor says, "Well you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and...
00:16 Tue 29th Dec 20097 answers, last by Seafarer1966 16:30 Thu 31st Dec 2009
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Decorated or not

Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,...
17:58 Fri 25th Dec 2009
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Letter from Santa

2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to...
14:17 Thu 24th Dec 20092 answers, last by marval 14:20 Thu 24th Dec 2009
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Oops

A well dressed, debonair man in his mid nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge and finds a seat next to a good looking, younger woman in her mid eighties, at the most Trying to remember his best...
23:45 Tue 22nd Dec 2009
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down-and-out

First man, a down-and-out: "When I was a boy, I wanted to become a brain surgeon." Second down-and-out: "What stopped you, then?" First man: "They would'nt allow children into...
23:44 Tue 22nd Dec 2009
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Cambridge roll

Does anybody remember Cambridge rolls? I don't but my OH and a friend were talking about them. They each said they were different, so does anybody know how they were made? I tried Google but got no...
18:00 Mon 21st Dec 20092 answers, last by marval 18:33 Mon 21st Dec 2009
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Please Santa

The Father Christmas at the shopping centre was very surprised when Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests...
10:30 Mon 21st Dec 20091 answer, last by tamborine 10:36 Mon 21st Dec 2009
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Life in the old dog yet?

This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone...
00:36 Sat 19th Dec 2009
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No bike

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way...
19:36 Wed 16th Dec 20095 answers, last by __NOK__ 19:51 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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Round back

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse,...
20:22 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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Cycle

A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year. He's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to...
20:18 Mon 14th Dec 20093 answers, last by carlton23 00:46 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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P!ssed

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I...
23:58 Sun 13th Dec 20094 answers, last by marval 16:45 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Batteries

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?" "If I could come that...
19:02 Fri 11th Dec 20093 answers, last by albaqwerty 10:02 Mon 14th Dec 2009
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Don't flush

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything...
18:41 Wed 09th Dec 20092 answers, last by Avatar 12:29 Fri 11th Dec 2009
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Egg

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It may take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid yesterday....
17:24 Tue 08th Dec 20093 answers, last by society 17:27 Tue 08th Dec 2009
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Stage

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right....
21:54 Sun 06th Dec 20091 answer, last by craft1948 15:34 Tue 08th Dec 2009

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