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Chicken

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the...
23:36 Tue 23rd Feb 20103 answers, last by ll_billym 23:39 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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New bird

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter...
14:02 Mon 22nd Feb 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:13 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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Turn it off

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter....
23:57 Sun 21st Feb 20107 answers, last by McMouse 17:33 Tue 23rd Feb 2010
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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle...
23:45 Sat 20th Feb 2010
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Pants

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and...
17:42 Fri 19th Feb 20101 answer, last by redman41 17:44 Fri 19th Feb 2010
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Breakfast at any time.

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance....
14:08 Fri 19th Feb 20102 answers, last by marval 17:33 Fri 19th Feb 2010
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Good Doggie

Anyone played vwith this dog? http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html...
18:20 Thu 18th Feb 201015 answers, last by genital 19:47 Thu 18th Feb 2010
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Sausage cat

One day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipalata sausage came flowing past....the cat used his paw to get the chipalata and managed to not even get it wet. The cat was happy!...
18:11 Wed 17th Feb 20105 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:16 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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Actual E-mail Addresses

Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - [email protected] Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - [email protected] George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) -...
17:56 Tue 16th Feb 20102 answers, last by marval 19:04 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Blonde goes flying

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He...
21:30 Sun 14th Feb 2010
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The UPS Guy

One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by...
00:09 Fri 12th Feb 20101 answer, last by carlton23 11:08 Fri 12th Feb 2010
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Ouch

A Dutch boy was admitted to hospital with multple injuries and severe bruising. When asked what happened he said he stuck his finger in a dyke....
19:49 Thu 11th Feb 20102 answers, last by marval 19:53 Thu 11th Feb 2010
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The Best Magician

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were having a competition to see who was The best magician. The Englishman took off his top hat and produced a rabbit from it. The Scotsman took a bottle of...
18:03 Mon 08th Feb 20101 answer, last by scakebread 18:25 Sun 21st Feb 2010
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Better relationship

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. "Well, I'm 35...
17:45 Sat 06th Feb 2010
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Trouble sleeping

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrist’s office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a...
20:33 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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Bathroom troubles

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and I try to...
16:33 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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You are a chicken

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years,"...
00:07 Fri 05th Feb 20105 answers, last by Billy_Sugger 17:37 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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Emotional extremes

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the...
19:30 Thu 04th Feb 20101 answer, last by sanndwich 20:04 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Yes

A Polish immigrant goes into the Specsavers for an eye test. The optician shows him a card with C Z I W N O S T A C Z "Can you read that?" "Read it! I know him!"...
14:41 Thu 04th Feb 20102 answers, last by sophie_1003 21:40 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Faith

A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to...
16:06 Wed 03rd Feb 2010

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