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Ho Ho Ho

Nobel prizes are now being awarded to Scarecrows, for being outstanding in their fields.
19:55 Wed 17th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 20:03 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer.
19:54 Wed 17th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 20:03 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Boy!! Was my husband upset when i said this to him.

I thought i saw my in laws on the tv last night! Turned out to be interference, You guys gotta learn to take a joke (Hmm)
12:39 Wed 17th Jun 200914 answers, last by jon1968 17:00 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

Did you hear about the Irish Catholic exorcism? The mother had to call the devil to get the priest out of her son.
22:38 Mon 15th Jun 20091 answer, last by GreaseTaker 22:40 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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Fond Memories

When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word. I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
22:36 Mon 15th Jun 200916 answers, last by Buenchico 23:10 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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Can i re-route the E-Mails

I get on my office computer thro to my home computer so that i can read them on both computers at my leisure.
22:29 Mon 15th Jun 20094 answers, last by lindylou16 12:27 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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Overall

Which is the cheapest for Food ASDA or TESCO Answers on a postcard please.
16:50 Mon 15th Jun 200920 answers, last by lindylou16 21:26 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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When will this expenses thing go away?

Isn't it ironic that voting Green would be seen as wasteful?
20:16 Tue 02nd Jun 20092 answers, last by pinktwink 23:08 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

Dai and Ianto are begging at an M4 services,? Each holding a sign. Ianto only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Ianto asks Dai how he can bring home a suitcase full of ?10 notes everyday. Dai says, "Look...
14:20 Mon 01st Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 16:18 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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This is the gods honest truth.the cheeky mare!!

My husband goes to Boots the chemist and asks the young lady, "What's the best thing for yellow teeth?" "How about a brown tie?" she replies.
15:09 Sun 31st May 20091 answer, last by marval 15:16 Sun 31st May 2009
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Girls!! Always remember this when dressing for a night out

Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
14:50 Sun 31st May 20091 answer, last by zzxxee 14:51 Sun 31st May 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

A scouser calls the local paper to place an obituary for his late wife. 'Ive only got a fiver, how many words can i have?' He asks, to which the bloke on the other end replies 'that'll get you three...
18:37 Fri 29th May 20091 answer, last by marval 21:14 Fri 29th May 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes, I think you are the...
15:27 Wed 27th May 20093 answers, last by antlad 17:07 Wed 27th May 2009
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Just a question for all you guys out there.

If a woman is driving in a deserted area and there's no-one around to see her... Is she still doing it wrong?
20:53 Tue 26th May 20097 answers, last by CarlSagan 21:08 Tue 26th May 2009
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The doctor told me I was sterile

And couldn't have children. Three weeks later my girlfriend was pregnant. Ha,Ha who's the daddy??!!!! Oh, hang on......
20:27 Mon 25th May 20096 answers, last by sn�gs 22:12 Mon 25th May 2009
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I overheard this at the hairdressers.

Two women talking. Do you look at your husbands face when you make love? I did once and saw anger in his face! Why anger? Because he was watching from the window
19:31 Sun 24th May 20091 answer, last by marval 22:17 Sun 24th May 2009
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English language??

My dad is 'armless until he gets legless.
12:52 Fri 22nd May 20093 answers, last by squarebear 15:44 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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Hee Hee

If it wasn't for my mate Jim, I wouldn't be here on my computer now... I used to shag his missus on Teusday nights until he caught us last week.
21:12 Tue 19th May 2009
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Is this ground for divorce?

I phoned my husband this lunch time and said-- "Darling, I've just been thinking of the last time we had sex. It's got me all hot. I want you and I can't wait to rip your clothes off" He said "Who is...
20:59 Tue 19th May 200913 answers, last by happyone2 21:37 Thu 21st May 2009
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Hee Hee Ha Ha

My boss is getting pretty ****** off with me. Whenever I see a Fire Exit I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation.
13:41 Sat 16th May 20091 answer, last by marval 16:14 Sat 16th May 2009

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