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Ho Ho Ho

When this bloke asked me if i preffered legs, thighs or breasts, i told him that i had a fondness for shaved fannies. He then told me that this wasnt an option with the KFC Bargin Bucket.......
21:26 Fri 15th May 20093 answers, last by albaqwerty 23:58 Fri 15th May 2009
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Hee Hee

Paddy goes into superdrug & asks for KY jelly. The assistant says, we haven't got any have you tried Boots? Paddy says, I want to slide in, not march in!!
21:18 Fri 15th May 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 13:38 Sat 16th May 2009
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For all you Geordies,

A Geordie went to his doctor and said, "hey, Doc, I've got a problem with me sh1te ! It smells of chocolate and coconut!" And the Doc replied, "well, it's bounty man!"
18:46 Mon 04th May 20091 answer, last by marval 19:11 Mon 04th May 2009
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Hee Hee Ha Ha

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
12:46 Mon 04th May 2009
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Famous lines in sport

Ricky Hatton --- That ceiling could do with a lick of paint.
11:48 Mon 04th May 20091 answer, last by weecalf 11:53 Mon 04th May 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

Sandwiches are a vital part of any snack outlet. In fact they are the industries bread and butter.
17:06 Sun 03rd May 2009
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Newbie here

Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?
16:45 Sun 03rd May 20098 answers, last by lindylou16 17:10 Sun 03rd May 2009
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Ho Ho Ho

A mate of mine told me that he is sh*gging both his girlfriend and her twin, I asked him how he managed to tell them apart... He said "Well her brother's got a moustache."
18:43 Fri 01st May 20094 answers, last by DEN53 20:53 Sat 02nd May 2009
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Hee Hee Ha Ha

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and an Australian, walk into the World Snooker championships........
18:35 Fri 01st May 20091 answer, last by No,Knowledge 18:37 Fri 01st May 2009
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Gloucestermen

Referred to in the film The Perfect Storm what in sea faring terms are Gloucestermen I think it is an Americn term
10:39 Sun 26th Apr 20093 answers, last by tyke1 15:40 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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Hee Hee Ha Ha

A dog went? To a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine...
20:54 Tue 21st Apr 20093 answers, last by BilluSugger 19:42 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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My kids started back to school.

There were moans and groans around the breakfast table this morning. But teachers must be in bad moods as well because My son came home from school today and said that because he forgot his kit the...
20:27 Mon 20th Apr 20099 answers, last by naughtyboy 21:07 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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Hee Hee Hee

I bought some armageddon cheese. On the side it said: Best before end.
19:06 Sun 19th Apr 20093 answers, last by chrisrob 19:34 Sun 19th Apr 2009
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Isn't it not a co-incidence that--

CBers and drug addicts are called users
20:24 Fri 17th Apr 200927 answers, last by dot.haukes 21:22 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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Ever wondered why?

Why are drug addicts and us on computers both called users
19:56 Fri 17th Apr 20091 answer, last by Strauss 20:38 Sat 02nd May 2009
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Pleeeeeze

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me."
20:02 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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I have recently found out the basics of DiY

If it doesn't fit, force it... If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
19:57 Tue 14th Apr 20092 answers, last by sddsddean 21:09 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Hee Hee

I often wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
10:42 Tue 14th Apr 20092 answers, last by squarebear 11:05 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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Ho Ho Ho

I visited a castle today and everyone was watching me, So I went over by some rocks and still, everyone was watching me, So I hid behind and obviously fake plant but still, everyone was watching me, I...
19:25 Mon 13th Apr 20092 answers, last by chrisrob 10:31 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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Happy birthday to me

On my 17th birthday, my parents decided to surprise me with a new car. I spotted them in time and managed to jump out of the way.
22:16 Sat 11th Apr 2009

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