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When it comes to cosmetic surgery? a lot of people turn their noses up
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Statistically, two out of three little pigs will use inferior building materials to construct their houses
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I tried to join the Magic Circle, but failed the interview. They kept asking me trick questions.
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. That's going to make it harder for the guys to crawl under the fence now.
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Why do French people eat Snails? Because they don't like fast food.
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When I look back on it now..... My neck hurts.
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I tried to come up with a good joke for pancake day, but they all seemed a bit flat.
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Where in heavens name did that saying come from.
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Fact 1: 40,000,000 people are engaged in sexual intercourse right now. Fact 2: 12,000,000 are kissing. Fact 3: 5,000,000 are relaxing after having sex . Fact 4: 1 lonely ****** is editing the grammar...
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There was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
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I love chinese food, their chips are great.
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Is the only way to get on a bandwagon, to jump on.
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But it was only a dog with a lisp
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Job finally done and not a drip insight, Many thanks to all ABers specially The Builder for his patience and advice. PS Wont be on-line tonight going down the local college ,they want a lecturere in...
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Hello All set to go got Artic spray , and choccybicciesJust one tiny questionWhen i remove the old 1/2 inch stop valve can i remove the old olive without cutting the pipe. Rising main pipe is about 8...
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I want to fit a Kenwood CD changer into a VW Passat is there any conections i need to buy first to do this.
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Hi Is it possible for me to fit a tap to the incoming mains I AM NOT ABLE TO TURN OFF THE MAIN SUPPLY can this be done, if so the incoming is the old 1/2 inch and new is 15mm would this be a problem...
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Hi How can i increase the font size and it stays that way permenantly not i have to increase the size every time. I am sure there is a way but being a bit of a dummy i don't know how, help please Thnx...

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