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Hee Hee

Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery? Apparently they're going to pay him with Travellers Cheques...
21:45 Fri 10th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 22:41 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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Can someone explain why this is supposed to be funny ?

Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 dead.
20:45 Fri 10th Apr 20093 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:50 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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Hee Hee

I watched a chicken cross the road today, it was poultry in motion.
20:42 Tue 07th Apr 20094 answers, last by no-knowledge 14:35 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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Goldfish

Hello In my goldfish pond my fish are very reluctant to swim about freely. I have 12 small gold fish and one large fish (6 inches) is it possible that the presence of the larger fish is keeping the...
20:24 Tue 07th Apr 20091 answer, last by paddywak 21:55 Tue 07th Apr 2009
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Hot off the press

Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips to Madonna
19:15 Fri 03rd Apr 20095 answers, last by paddiez 22:38 Fri 03rd Apr 2009
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Ha Ha Hee Hee

An English teacher spots a boy staring out the window and calls out a question, " You boy! Give me two pronouns." The startled boy looks round and says, " Who? Me?"
19:38 Thu 02nd Apr 20094 answers, last by richardjhoop 19:48 Thu 02nd Apr 2009
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Go on try it

See if you can say "Irish Wristwatch" Don't worry, everyone else sounds like a retard when they read it out loud too!
18:47 Thu 02nd Apr 20095 answers, last by bigmamma 19:23 Thu 02nd Apr 2009
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Hee Hee Hee

I was driving along and I saw a massive billboard advertising one of the national newspapers..... I thought to myself 'That's a sign of the Times'
18:44 Thu 02nd Apr 2009
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Hee Hee

I've just got a new sponge front door. I thought it was odd at first but, I tell you what, you can't knock it.
19:48 Wed 01st Apr 20091 answer, last by chrisrob 20:02 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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Hee Hee Ha Ha

What did the kamikaze pilot say to his students? Watch closely - I'm only going to show you once
14:48 Wed 01st Apr 20095 answers, last by lindylou16 15:28 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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I dont like this one

Behind every successful woman is a man staring at her ass... Infront of her is either the washing or the ironing...
21:49 Tue 31st Mar 20095 answers, last by sqad617 10:58 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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Lets see what happens

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand
21:29 Tue 31st Mar 20099 answers, last by legendis.god 21:55 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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Do yo know anymore religous truths?

1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the off licence.
11:50 Tue 31st Mar 20093 answers, last by midagetrolop 16:55 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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Speaking about animals, why is it?

the police aren't fined for horse **** when it's 10 times bigger than dog ****.
17:18 Mon 30th Mar 200917 answers, last by cazzz1975 18:33 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Hello you lot!!

I used to be obsessed with JRR Tolkien Now I've kicked the hobbit!
16:00 Mon 30th Mar 20099 answers, last by chrisda 16:38 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Hee Hee Ha Ha

For a long time I had been feeling unhappy, as I was stuck in a loveless marriage and had no money. So I decided to kill two birds with one stone. I took out a life insurance policy on my wife, then...
15:21 Sat 28th Mar 20091 answer, last by lankeela 19:20 Sat 28th Mar 2009
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laugh out loud

A radio station in Ireland held a contest for a trip to Germany.All you had to do is say a word that is not in the dictionary but is used in everyday speak.After a while a man rang up to win. "Hello...
20:25 Fri 27th Mar 20094 answers, last by pjgriffo 01:30 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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Hee Hee Hee

A policeman saw a stationary ice cream van with several children gathered around it. He peeked in through the window to see the driver lying dead on the floor of the van, covered in hundreds and...
21:23 Thu 26th Mar 2009
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Ho Ho Ho

Dear Dierdre, I have never written to you before but i really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs: phone rings, if i answer the caller...
19:48 Wed 25th Mar 20096 answers, last by DEN53 18:20 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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Are you as worried as i am about Google street view?

I've a horrible feeling I'm under surveillance. I've been looking at Google Street View and the same van has been outside my house for days now.
11:16 Wed 25th Mar 200912 answers, last by theonlyone 17:20 Wed 25th Mar 2009

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