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Bobbisox1
I’m still going on holiday in two weeks time , I’ve put every Penny we’ve been given from the government to where it was intended,on my heating, so it’s cosy warm in here although about a 2 inch...
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brian j john
Some very sad news about PELE...
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Chipchopper
I've haddock to the gills with fish puns. People seem to say them just for the halibut...
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Hopkirk
Autocorrect is my worst enema.
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Hopkirk
This farmer comes up to me and says "I've got sixty eight sheep, can you round them up for me?" I said "Sure. Seventy"...
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Spicerack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9yMof3GGQ...
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Bobbisox1
watched a Star Wars film Broken a bone Rode in a police car You?...
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Hopkirk
I've just bought Spiderman pyjamas. I hope he likes them....
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FatticusInch
10 days after the catastraf*** that was the Fiscal Event….. https://news.sky.com/story/liz-truss-to-delay-approval-vote-on-cutting-45p-rate-of-tax-cabinet-minister-says-12710703 Sounds like she’s lost...
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Spicerack
at least I thought so. Was I wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwInE34WifQ...
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Hopkirk
My wife left me because of my gambling addiction, but I know I can win her back...
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fourteen85
I have won a competition for a years supply of Marmite -- one jar
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Hopkirk
I spent yesterday morning building a time machine, so that's four and a half hours of my life I'm definitely getting back.
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canasta
Who is the extremely tall man in the funeral procession for our late Queen Elizabeth?...
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Paigntonian
Let's give her some space, some time, our best wishes and hope that she may do a half-decent job.
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naomi24
Satisfyingly right - or not?
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Hopkirk
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off....
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Spicerack
No 'morning line' afaik. Anyone know how the weather is?...
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Hopkirk
I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”...
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SteveD
Could some kind soul provide a summary of the last five minutes of the final episode of The Undeclared War (CH 4). Our recording cut short!). Thanks in advance.

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