Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery.

He charged one and let the other off.

[DTCwordfan]

Future terrorists - 'ang em, I say.

[murraymints]

hmmmm

[mallyh]

that's a cracker of a joke x

[Ken4155]

I heard that before letting that kid off, he gave him one hell of a rocket.

[Ken4155]

And the one he charged was strapped in ions.

[dustypuss]

Boom boom

[jno]

I hope the second one was put in a dry cell.

[Bazile]

These responses are definitely trickling in .

What we need now is someone to start to bump them along

[Chipchopper]

Seems like the officer had a short fuse