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KUSTARD

Unforgotten

Just a silly question I know but can anyone hazard a guess as to what Sunny carries round in that massive backpack? It looks heavy enough to hold a load of bricks!!! I can't concentrate for thinking...
09:50 Thu 30th Mar 20232 answers, last by KUSTARD 08:34 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows....
08:02 Thu 23rd Mar 20238 answers, last by mallyh 14:04 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I got a job at a chess piece factory. I was really happy there until they put me on knights....
08:16 Fri 17th Mar 20237 answers, last by brian j john 12:59 Fri 17th Mar 2023
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piggynose

Miracle In Madrid Tonight?

Liverpool need to score 4 and not concede!!! What are the odds?...
09:24 Wed 15th Mar 202312 answers, last by piggynose 21:53 Wed 15th Mar 2023
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ToraToraTora

As It's Topical, Football Theme Today........

I am looking for songs with at least one of the 19 English football team endings in the title. https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/all-19-of-english-football-team-endings-listed/1sum75twczcfu1uh6mz4fubzwn...
12:38 Sat 11th Mar 202343 answers, last by Ken4155 15:49 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
08:01 Sun 26th Feb 20236 answers, last by jno 11:47 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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Hazlinny

Holidays - Where And With Whom?

It seems quiet on AB today (obviously a lot of pancake making in progress) so I thought it might be a good time to launch a new poetry competition regarding holidays. I would like to know which Aber/s...
13:11 Tue 21st Feb 202375 answers, last by Vagus 20:44 Sat 25th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I shouted into a colander yesterday. It strained my voice....
08:38 Mon 20th Feb 20237 answers, last by Ken4155 10:38 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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ToraToraTora

Ok Today I'm Looking For Songs With A Word That Is Printed On A Standard Original London Monopoly Board

To make it more of a challenge, these words are banned The, Go, To, As, You,Road, Street, Free, Avenue, lane. The word must be on the actual board not associated with it, eg the counters, money,...
10:54 Fri 10th Feb 202389 answers, last by jno 23:07 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
07:38 Thu 09th Feb 202316 answers, last by johnny.5 18:04 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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sunny-dave

Happy Valley - Captions Please

"Would you have a few moments to talk about Jesus" https://ibb.co/YX71ksB...
14:57 Mon 06th Feb 202331 answers, last by goodgoalie 00:36 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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ladybirder

Anyone Know How The Djokovic/Tsitsipas Final Is Going In Oz?

I can't even work out if it's started yet:-((
12:09 Sun 29th Jan 202314 answers, last by Ken4155 13:24 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The hardest part of making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake.
07:46 Thu 26th Jan 202311 answers, last by Ken4155 14:34 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Ardbeg

Place Names In Lancashire

Cryptic clue After a french man finds bacon fat (7)...
12:23 Wed 25th Jan 20232 answers, last by QuizmasterG 13:43 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I opened a chocolate bar and on the inside of the wrapper it said "You're a loser". I wouldn't have minded, but there was no competition on. To make things worse, it was a Boost....
07:47 Wed 25th Jan 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 14:17 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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rowanwitch

I Was Bored

I had diamantes.... I had another boring walking stick https://ibb.co/L1XHj8v...
13:56 Thu 29th Dec 202212 answers, last by rowanwitch 16:58 Thu 29th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts....
07:58 Sat 24th Dec 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 13:46 Sat 24th Dec 2022
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Redhelen72

What's For Dinner?

Leading up to Christmas we all seem to ramp up our eating. I am trying to not each too much junk. We are having Sirloin steak and salad and I made him a syrup sponge pudding which he will have with...
14:38 Tue 20th Dec 202246 answers, last by pastafreak 21:30 Tue 20th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I told a friend of mine I liked Beyoncé. She said “Whatever floats your boat” I said “No, that’s buoyancy…”...
08:03 Mon 12th Dec 20229 answers, last by elliemay1 22:47 Mon 12th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

How do you learn to estimate the weight of dogs? First you need to pick up a few pointers....
08:01 Sun 11th Dec 202210 answers, last by Khandro 17:33 Sun 11th Dec 2022

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