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Hopkirk | 08:01 Sun 11th Dec 2022 | Jokes
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How do you learn to estimate the weight of dogs?
First you need to pick up a few pointers.
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That one made me paws for thought, Hoppy.
09:59 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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Woof!!
If I was a vampire I'd own a Bloodhound.
you are barking mad.....
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Get some practice at the pound.
That one made me paws for thought, Hoppy.
Pointers will be weighty

Get a Chinook to do the heavy lifting

Ken'l point you in the right direction
That joke was the absolute dog's ballock's
Is the weight 9 kilos .................. K9 ?

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