JonnyBoy12 Member Profile in The AnswerBank

MP's Expenses

Well the truth is coming out now. Blairs TV Licence paid for,Prescotts Groceries payed for, MP's Council Tax paid for on 2nd. Homes. Intrest on Mortagages paid for,And that's just the tip of the...

cuddleMe

Its SNOWING! yey!!

hey i just looked outta window and its Snowing yey!! i love snow woooooo oh god im such a kid :D xxxxxxxx is it snowing round yours??? and do u like snow?? xxxxx

styley

This picture will really make you think.

I thought this was a brilliant picture. Beware, you may have an epiphany. http://www.mckennaandgreene.com/images/pics/01 .jpg

Wix

How cold is it?

Its so hot in here i've had to put the fan on to cool it down. The trouble is the fan hasn't got a cover so switching it off is a dangerous task.

Wix

Anybody want a massage?

My new massage chair has just arrived. I've just had a quick go in it and its not too bad. For saying i won it.

Wix

DVD Hire

Where is a good place to hire as many dvds as i want and have them delivered to me for free. My local blockbusters banned me for taking too many dvds at once.

jocky

Can you recycle plastic coat hangers.

Just wondering if you can put them in your recycling bin if your local authorities collect plastic bottles. Thanks in advance. Jocky

chrisrich31

Abbreviated sayings

Can anyone please help with these abbreviated saying>. RWBIAD BTCABE YDBADABY FRIWAFTT

adamhornsby

One day the Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three LittlePigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pigwas trying to accumulate the building materials for his...

legend006

dyin ere

Gopt the sh?ttiest case of the cold you can imagine sore throat , cughing up life forms , and used a whole box of tissues this morningh. i got a nose like rudolph and a bark like a rottweiler and its...

snow.maiden

snowing!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew all you bonny people'd send it my way!!!! Yipeeee!

dove

what aload of pooh!

Hi all, I really hate dogs muck, in fact any kind of muck, I heave at the sight of it.... However to overcome my fear of the sh1te I have offered to walk my friends dog! So I walked to the beach...

hanhol

whats everyone doing tonight?

im just finishing my work shift and heading home for a rocket and a glass of wine, whats the rest doing?

sandrajo

What is the one thing that, no matter what,

you always have and always will despise?

whiffey

Pigeons are completely stupid

I have a cherry tree in the garden, and a glorious sight it is too around this time of year, laden with beautiful white blossom. This year for the first time, I have seen pigeons eating the flowers...

Peter Pedant

Commonest English words

Does anyone have a URL for a simple linguistic problem - which is a list of the 200 commonest used English words and for that matter the commonest 1000 words ? Thanks PP

JOEYGREEN

Thoughts needed ASAP please...

We need to change our car. I've got a Vauxhall Corsa 05 plate and really need a car with a bigger boot and preferably something newer so I don't have to MOT it. We've got a 6 year old and a baby due...

wildchild

Lateral thinking

Acting on a tip off, the police raid a flat to arrest a suspected murderer. They dont know what he looks like but they know his name and that he is inside the flat. The police burst in and discover a...

JonnyBoy12

Is there a Poetry Section in Answer Bank?

My apologies if this already exists, but would it not be a good idea to have a Poetry section in this site? I would like to post a few poems here, but am not sure how to copyright my work first. Any...

gardenknowin

Chatterbank

Suggest you utterly destroy this section of what otherwise in an excellent website. Suggest most of its users head for YouTube, MyFace or some other self-glorification site. Sorry to be harsh, but I...

Questions

Answers

Best Answers