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bibblebub

Just Heard On R5

I fancied eating some German sausage but, knowing my stomach, I feared the wurst. What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat...
12:09 Sat 24th Aug 20132 answers, last by Canary42 13:07 Sat 24th Aug 2013
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Scarlett

Sex On A First Date?

Is it an old fashioned view that it's not a good idea to have sex on a first date? What is your view on this. I wonder whether girls who do this either are desperate to secure a man/husband and think...
11:30 Sat 24th Aug 201358 answers, last by Libarena 23:43 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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DJHawkes

Very Sad, A Brilliant And Distinctive Voice

http://www.stumptownblogger.com/2013/08/linda-ronstadt-cant-sing-a-note.html...
11:58 Sat 24th Aug 20139 answers, last by andy-hughes 00:24 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Who Is She? (Ee)

This young girl who broke into the Beals place who everyone seems to dislike who is she? They call her Sindy. I've watched Enders for years but I cannot recall who she is. Anyone? jem....
14:01 Fri 23rd Aug 20135 answers, last by fender62 17:28 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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pinball2

All Answers Contain Days Of The Week

7. an american actress (7,4) 10. has a long journey (9,5) 14. celebrate with batter (6,7) 38. a chocolate feasting day (6,6) thanks in advance...
14:00 Fri 23rd Aug 201313 answers, last by methyl 14:13 Fri 23rd Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

For Svejk,,,!!

Nursing School.....!! A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the...
05:16 Thu 22nd Aug 20137 answers, last by Jemisa 14:57 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Little Girls...

An honest seven-year-old, admitted calmly to her parents, that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother, "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three...
23:45 Wed 21st Aug 20135 answers, last by marval 16:45 Sat 24th Aug 2013
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maggiebee

£2.99 Special

If you are a senior you will understand this one; if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........ God willing, someday you will...
20:37 Wed 21st Aug 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 00:03 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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maggiebee

3 Holy Men & A Bear

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two...
20:42 Wed 21st Aug 20133 answers, last by tamborine 00:13 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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maggiebee

This Will Offend Just About Everyone!

WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest...
23:24 Wed 21st Aug 20134 answers, last by tamborine 23:57 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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maggiebee

Drunk?

Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk: Cinnamon Proliferation Indupitably Innovative Preliminary Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk: British Constitution...
23:48 Tue 20th Aug 20136 answers, last by marval 16:58 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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brainiac

Hotmail Log-In Problem

Is anyone else having a problem logging in to their Hotmail account? When I try to log in to my account (which I've had for ages) I'm asked to enter a code, which they then send to one of my other...
21:14 Tue 20th Aug 20134 answers, last by brainiac 18:50 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Georgie Porgie...

Those pics in the paper today of little Georgie Porgie aren't they beautiful? Mum & Dad look good too. jem....
15:46 Tue 20th Aug 201311 answers, last by beejaybee 10:28 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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marval

Oops Ouch

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no,"...
22:22 Tue 20th Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 23:00 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Tesco's £300.000

Heard today that Tesco were fined £300.000 for false advertising. While I'm glad they did I can't help wondering where or who got that £300.000? All the money thats paid to the courts who's bank...
23:57 Mon 19th Aug 201330 answers, last by pixie373 15:47 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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chrisgel

Just Found Out

that there's a library near me. They kept that quiet....
00:02 Mon 19th Aug 201321 answers, last by cupid04 09:16 Fri 23rd Aug 2013
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marval

Balls

A young woman was pulled over in Rupert, Idaho for speeding. As the Minidoka County Police Officer walked to her car window, flipping Open His ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a...
15:34 Mon 19th Aug 20132 answers, last by craft1948 23:28 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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marval

A Prayer For All Ab Users

Dear God, Help me log on without fretting Guide me as I'm interneting Bless my downloading and uploading Keep my browser from exploding. May my website be protected Let not my password be rejected...
18:13 Mon 19th Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 23:20 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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silliemillie

Chris Fountain - More Headaches For The Corrie Writers

With Chris Fountain now disgraced & with the sack looming (or at least a suspension) the Corrie writers must be tearing their hair out. There will be no one left soon!...
21:09 Sun 18th Aug 201322 answers, last by hc4361 18:18 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

Children!!

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
05:11 Mon 19th Aug 20135 answers, last by Suetheramble 20:12 Mon 19th Aug 2013

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