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Don't touch

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he had never left it on its own. But he had to go on a business trip and leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbour. So he...

PokerMan

My girlfriend has just found out that she's

adopted. She's devastated and keeps asking 'why didn't they want me?' I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears. Upon reflection,...

cojones

Irish Air Disaster

News is coming through of what could possibly be Ireland's worst ever air disaster when a two-seater plane crashed onto a cemetry in the outskirts of Dublin. So far rescue workers haver recovered...

stokemaveric

a number of irish priests have invented an i touch for the under 12s...

its called i touch kids....but its not on the market yet cos the pope wont allow it....

McMouse

Limerick for Poet's Day

There was a young girl from Carshalton Who had a long tit and a short 'un To make up for that She had a big twa t And could suck start a 650 Norton!...

Seafarer1966

Barbie doll

Kids know far too much at a young age these days. I was in the waiting room and saw a wee girl playing with Barbie and Ken dolls. Barbie was on all fours getting a good seeing to by Ken. I...

cojones

cooperation

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the...

richardjhoop

Now that's what I call music.

It is rumoured that Il Divo are about to make a record with Elton John. It's going to be called "Four tenors & a nine bob note."

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