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Goldspot
I feel sorry for Arsenal they have had the 8 - 2 jokes 4 - 3 weeks now
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coffeeboy
Can you still get green giant sweetcorn With peppers in a small can?...
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coffeeboy
I put a hot frying pan on my Formica Top and now I have a burnt ring on it How can I get rid of the Mark?...
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Paul22118
Who feels, like me, that the alteration in the pattern of tv scheduling really p****s me off. I like my news to be at 6pm and 10pm. All this charnging round sends me barmy. Incidentally theres been a...
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sidkid
I never realised how scary tuna is. I went into my local sandwich shop and asked for a tuna sandwich. Lady replied, "we haven't got any tuna left....I'm afraid"....
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pinkilady
Hi all! I have just spent a good hour cleaning up my back garden. Figured now the sun is finally out (hooray!) the kids may want to start using it again! I know this is a bit gross but there was cats...
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coffeeboy
If Sir alec the longest serving manager in English football, who is or was the longest in Scotland?
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NoMercy
George Washington Irving Berlin Paris Hilton... You get my drift.... :-0...
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millerxxx
my passport is running out soon could someone give the adress to write away for a renewel form thanks...
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Steve.5
Which is the only English city that has never had a club relegated from the premier league
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marval
A stuck-up lawyer had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have...
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JamesPD
Help! 1 Across - Native of Edinburgh (8) ????s?a? 1 Down - Securely close; mammal (4) ??a? 7 Down - Kind of speedwell (5-3) b?r?s ?y?
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McMouse
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"The Greek says "We had great...
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marval
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at...
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HillyHugger
Two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I...
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coffeeboy
What happens if two drivers have the fasted time exactly, who gets pole?
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marval
Are you harbouring a fugitive?........Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P???Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man??..Dum Gai Small Horse??..Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!........No Bai Dam Thing!! Did you go to...
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Steve.5
can a goalkeeper score straight from a goal kick ?
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coffeeboy
a few years a go there was an advert showing some builders getting in a van and singing ' Its chips its chips it got to be chips'. What was it advertising?
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knobby...
When you were a kid watching wrestling on world of sport on a saturday afternoon, you know jackie pallo, sick mcmannas (scusee speeling) giant haystacks (shirly you cant be serious crabtree). Cant...

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