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marval

Why Did You?

A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honour," replied the defendant. "I didn't know how to switch off the...
17:53 Sat 19th Jul 201416 answers, last by marval 22:29 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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coffeeboy

Tax

I'm 69 and still working when I decide to retire do I have to tell the Tax man or will my employer do it, thanks in advance....
09:42 Sat 19th Jul 201413 answers, last by tamborine 20:58 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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McMouse

Education....!!!

A rural couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only son to college. Once there, he began to let his hair grow long, plus sideburns, a mustache, and a goatee. When his hair was...
10:48 Mon 26th May 20146 answers, last by Amycheal 11:21 Thu 05th Jun 2014
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Jeza

Talking Centipede.........

The Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he...
23:09 Tue 08th Apr 20149 answers, last by marval 16:09 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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tommiechief

Saturday Chic Mag Crossword

grid one 8 across slander,[6]------, 10a narrate,[7],--count, 11a,concerning,[5]-----,13a,corn husks,[5]-r---, 1 down,red,[7]-c---l-,6 down oneness,[5]-----, and if any one has nearly all answers to...
21:15 Sat 25th Jan 20149 answers, last by mushroom25 11:13 Sun 26th Jan 2014
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twofeathers

Get Off

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another...
18:39 Wed 22nd Jan 20146 answers, last by marval 23:30 Wed 22nd Jan 2014
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coffeeboy

Clive Cussler

Is CCs New book The Mirage available in the uk...
20:03 Sun 24th Nov 20132 answers, last by coffeeboy 22:34 Mon 25th Nov 2013
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liverpoolfoo

Don't Know If It's Been Posted Already, But Here Goes

I can't seem to finish Alex Ferguson's autobiography. Every time I think i'm close, Howard Webb adds 6 more pages on at the end!!!
12:05 Sat 26th Oct 20133 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 18:30 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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Spoonboy

Little Things Please Litttle Minds

Did you know that one in seven dwarves are happy?
02:12 Sat 21st Sep 201314 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:51 Sun 22nd Sep 2013
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Woodsz

Headaches

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred...
19:56 Wed 18th Sep 20135 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:01 Thu 19th Sep 2013
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starone

Black Angus Bull

I recently spent £6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that...
21:04 Mon 02nd Sep 20133 answers, last by coffeeboy 22:18 Tue 03rd Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

At Engineering College........

......i attended a lecture focusing on the invention, development and mechanics of all types of pliers i found the talk quite gripping...
14:41 Sun 07th Jul 20139 answers, last by tonyav 18:18 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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Arrods

Postman Pat

OK, so the Fondling in Bed one was only new to me. How about: It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns....
12:45 Sun 16th Jun 20136 answers, last by top_driver 05:15 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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jelly baby

What Are The Chances Of Bail?

A man, recently extradited from Australia to face 20+ charges, inc child sex offences (sodomy, buggery, rape) also child cruelty and neglect, will appear in court next week. He will apply for bail,...
13:05 Sun 31st Mar 20139 answers, last by jelly baby 10:46 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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HAZELDEAN

Cities Or Towns In The Uk

rodents home ( is this Mousehole ) ruins cooked meat ( is this Marsham)
17:07 Fri 29th Mar 20138 answers, last by Prudie 12:03 Sat 30th Mar 2013
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March-Hare

First Time In Bristol

What would anyone recommend to do on a first visit to Bristol. Six hours there. No art galleries please!...
15:41 Sat 16th Mar 20137 answers, last by Maydup 17:56 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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gordie1

Due To Start Warfarin Next Week

I have an appointment with the anti- colugalant clinic on wednesday to start the warfarin I think I am doing the right thing I dont want to risk a stroke with AF...
11:07 Sat 23rd Feb 20136 answers, last by Lillymoon 23:49 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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gordie1

Warfarin- To Take Or Not To Take That Is The Question

Hi there it has been suggested that I go on warfarin as I am having random episdodes of atrial fibrillation lasting up to 2 hours at a time. GP says it would be less risky of stroke if I was in...
20:13 Tue 22nd Jan 20136 answers, last by LazyGun 09:33 Thu 24th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Even In Disguise...

A blonde walks into an electronics shop and points to something behind the assistant ." How much is that television?" she asks." Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the assistant said. So, the girl...
15:24 Sun 13th Jan 201323 answers, last by Jemisa 00:41 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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frugalfred

I Won An Ugly Girl In A Lottery.....

She was a no belle piece prize, but she was dynamite!
18:49 Sat 12th Jan 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 22:58 Sat 12th Jan 2013

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