just squeezed grapefruit and oranges for the breakfast,when I opened the door of the fridge I dropped the whole damn thing,so it all ended up for nothing.
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors , I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, Which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,...
....and sees his friend Darryl slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Darryl what's wrong. "Well," replies Darryl , "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an...
A young lady entered the police station to make a complaint. She started explaining to the officer at the desk the sequence of events. "A man drew up to the pavement in his car beside me with the...
A small grandson got lost in Sainsburys, he approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" "The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little fellow hesitated for a moment and...
A fellow was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
On TV tonight - Salmond v Darling Debate; Coast; Corrie part2; Manchester City v Liverpool all on at the same time. I know the footie will definitely be on so got to make my mind up what to tape-drat....
