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Bryan Walks Into The Pub.......

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excelsior-1 | 21:12 Sun 31st Aug 2014 | Jokes
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....and sees his friend Darryl slumped over the bar.

He walks over and asks Darryl what's wrong.

"Well," replies Darryl , "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Bryan with a laugh.

"Well," says Darryl , straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Bryan , "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Darryl , "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Bryan .

"So I get to her door," says Darryl , "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

( Darryl slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

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