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Paddy Gets A Beating.....

Into a Dublin pub comes Paddy Murphy. He looks as if he's just been run over by a train. His right arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut to ribbons, he’s bruised and he’s walking...

joggerjayne

Scottish Jokes For Burns Night

I'm after a few Scottish jokes for Burns Night. So far I've got ... Where would a Scotsman store his music? On his Och Aye Pod....

ferlew

Om Bliddy G

Felt ruddy ancient tonight, watching casualty. Alan Rothwell playing a pensioner... last time I saw him, he was Elsie Tanner's son. Where did the time go ??...

tonyav

Murders In Paris

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/paris-magazine-shooting-kills-11-people/ar-AA7S9CG...

Ann

Happy New Year Campers Just a few words of advice if you are about to go out partying ... * don't eat the diced carrots * don't put anything inside you that may be difficult to get out again * be very...

Dizmo

Soup Kitchen

Well I've made this thread so I don't tread on other threads - hmm. Cheers Blackadder of reminding me - I was engulfed in other things. Well my mother and I did our first voluntary shift at the soup...

Caran

Why?

Do we have to look in a mirror to clean our teeth? Do we not know where our mouth is?

PankySmooch

Who Sang Tiger Feet?

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Dizmo

Charity

Hey all. I'm going to be doing the first out of 5 shifts as a volunteer at the soup kitchen with my mother tomorrow. I've been to the shop and bought 40 pork pies which I will cut into halves and give...

mibn2cweus

Watcha Git?

I got a Rubik's 4X4 and a bottle of Ketel One . . . with 2 glasses. Cheers! ...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥ Hope everyone is chilled and happy....

tonyav

Little Ray Of Sunshine.

Well here she is, the little ray of sunshine. http://www.msn.com/en-gb/tv/news/this-girl-is-the-face-of-the-teletubbies-sun-yes-we-feel-old-too/ar-BBhaw6i...

anneasquith

Just Made A Trifle For Xmas Dinner,

and have a terrible urge to scoff it now..............help ?

nailit

Anyone Opened A Xmas Pressy Yet

Just opened one because I knew it had choclate in it and im craving choclate...

mrs_overall

Village Life Continued.....

"Don't hit me, I can explain" screamed Sunny Dave as Murray took aim at him with her baseball bat. The pub went quiet as Murray said "This had better be good. Barmaid is going to go bonkers if she...