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Who said that?

Who said 1) I'm not the best manager. But I'm in the top one? 2) I went to see Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in? thanks in advance

NoMercy

A woman places and ad looking for a man. She stipulates: 1. Must not beat me. 2. Must not run around on me. 3. Must be good in bed. Next day, there is a knock at her door. She answers to find a man in...

fotografics

To concentrate on the minutae not the real problem

There's a word which means to concentrate on the small details of a problem rather than dealing with the main event. An example would be, in a battle, the general worries about the catering instead of...

McMouse

Hard life

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbour was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be...

tezmand

how dom you connvert time

what is 76.9 in hours and minutes ? i know the 76 stands for 76 hours but how many minutes is the 9 ? im guessing its around 36 minutes can anyone help

marval

Here are some unfortunate notices.

In a toilet Toilet out of order please use floor below In a Laundry Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a store Bargain basement upstairs In an office...

DOLLARMAN

eggsist

What is the correct pronunciation:-- The yolk of an egg is white,? or The yolk of an egg are white ??

john1066

Adverts

I have dipped a penny into Cillit Bang and it does't clean it.Is that against the Trades Discription Act.?

leeandjoanne

how do i find out

i have just moved into a house and cant find out who the gas supplier was from the previous tenants for me to change over how do i find this out i have tried the local conucil and various energy...

Bert

How do you repair a plastic bath?

We have just noticed a small crack in our plastic (acrylic?) bath. It is about 5 cm long and it is right in the middle (side to side) at the head end, where the base curves into the part where your...

Phuckeruppa

What do you call five greek women, squatting on a field?

Acropolips.

joeajay7

hydrogen

if i want to seperate hydrogen from air by any mechanical means without any expence how can i do it

pinkcowprint

ryanair online check in

has anyone done this as they have asked me when i got to booking,does it mean i dont have to queue at the desk when we get to the airport?its cheaper than to check in at the airport for some...

p1j1r1

eggtimer

if an eggtimer was sat on a set of scales with all the sand in the bottom, and it was turn around so the sand started flowing, would it weigh more, less or same than when it was originally sat there ?

crisgal

old song mother bathing a baby

does anyone know what it is? I only know bits: he was a delicate mite...........the mother was poor, the baby was thin........... not much to go on i know!

nix-j-c

ology,ological,ism

if you say psycology or psycological to me i know what the difference is but whats the actual difference between ologys and ologicals and whats seperates them from isms? plus is an 'ist' something...

lacyfischer

Measurement

what is the tool used to measure mass

sonic81

weight of water

why is hot water heavier than cold water???

Bert

Such a lot of rubbish on the internet

If you google 'hot water weighs more than cold water' you will get 127 hits [128 now:-)], of which 44 are different. This may actually be true, if we use E=mc^2 to convert the extra energy of the hot...

dondons

english grammer

Is there an easy way to distinquish between where to use the word "affect" and the word "effect"? I can tell between "advise" and "advice" ( - the solicitor advises his client - so advise is the verb...

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