Joke

[wills0]

two parrots sitting on a perch ... one says to other "can you smell fish"??

[excelsior-1]

two fish in a tank - - one if them says "how does one drive this thing?"

[excelsior-1]

two lions devouring a comedian - one declares "this tastes funny!"

[1ozzy]

How can you tell when a clown farts?
Something smells funny.

I know,,,it didn't contain "two'.

[Tilly2]

Two eggs in a saucepan of boiling water. One says; 'Phew, it's hot in here!'
The other replies, 'Wait till you get out. They're going to smash your head in!'

[excelsior-1]

two flies perched on robinson crusoe's leg - one says "i am off now, i'll see you on friday'

[excelsior-1]

an ant is running fast along the top of a cornflakes box

another ant asks "what are you doing"

the first ant replies "can't you read? - it says on the box, tear along the dotted line"

[lankeela]

two vd germs sitting on a railway line, one says to the other 'I'm a goner 'ere'