With All Hallow's Eve fast approaching we would love to hear some of your cheesiest scary jokes, cleanish please :-)
Along the lines of:
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
Please add them here so we can have a Halloween hoot!!!
Two 'old maids' living together... one says "Well, tonight's Halloween... let's be frank with one another... I don't believe in ghosts, do you?" Second old maid says... "forget the ghosts, you be Frank first!"