Confession

[Jomlett]

A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

[douglas9401]

:)

[excelsior-1]

--giggle--

took the nephew to macdonalds last year - notice on the door read 'free wifi'

he asked me to get him a free wiffy

[Jomlett]

I've just renamed my WiFi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02".

That should keep my dodgy neighbours on their toes for a while.

[marval]

Oops lol