Paddy Opens A Fast Food Restaurant

[paulllambert]

The phone rings on opening night.
Paddy: hello
Michael: hello, do you sell pizza?
Paddy: we do
Michael: what toppings do you have?
Paddy: we do cheese, tomato, mushrooms, ham, salami, pepperoni and pineapple.
Michael: do you deliver?
Paddy: no, only cheese, tomato, mushroom, ham.....

[chrissa1]

Chuckle chuckle.

[marval]

HaHa

[excelsior-1]

ho ho ho ho

[queenofmean]

teehee

[zebo]

Not Paddy McGuiness was it? Sounds a bit like a Peter Kay to me!