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berniecuddles | 13:52 Tue 27th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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Lol, you're getting worse,Bernie.
Which hotel did you say she was in?
14:07 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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hopefully the one im staying in,in a couple of weeks time lol
14:09 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Naughty, lol!
15:30 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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That was an afternoon to remember
15:56 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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lol excel
15:58 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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hope it wasn't you cupid xx
15:59 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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rofl!! very, very good!
15:59 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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might try this on holiday lol
16:01 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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HaHa
17:11 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Very humerus!
18:37 Tue 27th Aug 2013

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