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Jemisa | 00:06 Mon 07th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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Okay you people asked for them so here they are!

What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean!

What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol

Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat? Because they're always butting in.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat". "How long have you felt like that"? "Since I was a kid".

Who did the goats vote for as president? Billy Clinton

What is a Goats favorite t.v. prog? The Nanny
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LOL, that's cheered me up, thanks Jem
00:07 Mon 07th Jan 2013
LOL, that's cheered me up, thanks Jem
*Groan* ....... lol :)
lol
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Tee-hee and groan!
on good form, as usual Jem
On a side note Jem, I miss your fox profile picture.

Yours, a sometime jokes lurker.
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Aww! do you Jim? Yes me dressed as 'Mother Christmas' is a bit stale now.
Foxy will be back soon/

Jem. :)
Who was half man, half goat?

Billy the Kid
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Can I give that one a groan Factor? :)

jem

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