I Blame Gness

[albaqwerty]

it's all her fault I'm turning into a maimer.

The poor checkout lass yesterday in the supermarket, stabbed her with one of my fingernails.
The lass in the chemist this morning stapled her finger but forgave me because of the season of goodwill.
Should I go for a third or just stay home?

[excelsior-1]

third time's the charm, alba
go for it

[DTCwordfan]

Oh the third but hope that it isn't Mr A or one of the male offspring or rellies.

[albaqwerty]

lol Excel, I feel it's going to be worse for the third. :-D

[shoota]

I'm not going out today....

[albaqwerty]

oooh DT, there's a certain rellie that deserves to be maimed.
How's the cold?
A dark rum toddy is the cure :-D

[DTCwordfan]

I have been out for a pub lunch, the ibuprofen and sleep now calling. Not a rum fan unless well masked in a Pina Colada, one of my steak marinades, or whatever - Bacardi first thing I ever was ill on.

[albaqwerty]

Bacardi is vicious. Sleep well and waken refreshed xx

[humbersloop]

lol albs, that was heartfelt

go for the third

[albaqwerty]

Sloopy, I'm not going out til Monday, so I might be saving it up, that is what's worrying me.
Thank gawd I don't drive anymore :-D

[humbersloop]

stay away from power tools and heavy items, might be useful in mitigation

[albaqwerty]

ooh Heavy items, that'll give Mr Alba a rest :-D

[commoner]

You can come and maim me (a little) any time greencheeks......but promise to be gentle..x

[albaqwerty]

lol Com, Mrs Comm doesn't like me under her kitchen table on a Friday, I'll need to meet you in the queue on a Monday morning :-D xx

What on earth is Edward up to now?

[commoner]

lol....he's waiting for Santa alba....gone to bed early....

Mrs comm has spies everywhere.....doesn't tust me..As if....he he!

[Psybbo]

But you're, maiming us alba, gness sticks it to the men!

[albaqwerty]

He's a sweetie, as are you xx

Heaven knows why Mrs Comm doesn't trust you, you're a perfect gentleman, you always take your socks off :-D

[albaqwerty]

I know Sibs, that is where the shame and mortification lies.
The maimed ladies have been most pleasant about it, don't think a man would be. :-D