Farting

[tinkerbell23]

My ex would have died if i ever did in front of him. I would have to!!

Im not a windy person and woulnt even pas wind infront of anyone tbh - my mum and dad even say theyve never heard me!

My friend farted by accident infront of her new man months ago and was mortified!!!!

Personally i just woulnt ever!!!!!!!!

I dont really mind if the guy does but id seriously rather they didnt.....

Whats your thoughts!?? Xx

[boxtops]

It's nothing to be ashamed of, tinks - it's natural, and we all have to do it. I don't mind a natural fart - unfortunately I often find one has sneaked out as I'm waking up in the morning.

What I did object to was my ex winding up his leg like a windmill before he was about to let one out....

[chi-chi66]

How true Howard....follow thru!!

[tinkerbell23]

Rocky i am howling!!! Hahahahah

Oh chichi thats soooo funny

I must admit when people use their fingers to "point a gun" and then fart it does make me LOL

My dad done the old "pull my finger"

X

[rowanwitch]

Redman and I are Shrek and Fiona at times natural body processes and all that wouldn't do it in public if I could help it...

[boxtops]

Do you burp in front of your OH though, tinks? No difference, just the other end....

[Brinjal]

A sigh is but a spout of wind coming from the heart
But when it takes a downward course it's often called a fart.
A fart is but a pleasure,
It gives the bowels ease,
It warms and scents the bedclothes
And suffocates the fleas.
Anon.

[tinkerbell23]

Winding his leg up LMAO

Lol@headwreck!!

A guy in school used to sing in the class much to the teachers annoyance

[i]silence please, every body freeze, dum de da dum dum,dum dum *FART*[i]

class was in fits x

[tinkerbell23]

No i actually dont boxy im not a windy person i rarely burp!! Actually burping makes me boak!!!

If your scottish like me and someone has irn bru and then burps or what i call rifts i could honestly spew!!!!! A big irn bru rift uuurgh x

[firewatch]

i just remembered, a friends dad used to fart in a biscuit tin and shut the lid quick then would ask an unknowing person if they wanted a biscuit the result was hilarious!

[tinkerbell23]

At school that was called a guffcake

Fart in ur hand (or guff in ur hand as it was) an chuck
It at someone pmsl

Not me obviously!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

A guy sits in front of TV most of the day, farting like there's no tomorrow.

But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega-greasy wet ones, the kind that we called "benchrippers" at school.

The wife, understandably is angry, and says: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."

Next Sunday, as his wife is preparing Turkey for a late Sunday family lunch, Hubbie falls asleep.

THe wife spies an opportunity to get her own back, so she takes the innards of the turkey and places them in the underwear her husband is wearing.

She then went back to cooking the turkey.

Later on, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.

"What happened?" asked his wife.

"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."

"What did you do?" asked his wife.

"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got them all back up in there!"

[beso]

tinkerbell23 //Farting
My ex would have died if i ever did in front of him.//

Wow. They are really that toxic?

[EvianBaby]

Even though we would have a childish giggle when he let one rip my ex hated it if I farted or burped. Luckily they seem to be bodily functions that don't come easily for me anyway.

[ummmm]

My OH finds it hilarious.

^^^we're back to the teenage boy thing.

[mccfluff]

i wish for a fart free house

[tinkerbell23]

Lol!!! No theyre not!! Hahah i honestly very rarely do!!!

Xx

[joko]

i dont care, but my fella hates it... i rarely do it in front of him, but sometimes its just not convenient to leave the room...
he just does it whenever and seems to think that as hes a bloke its allowed - but girls arent allowed to - which of course is ridiculous.
he is sort of used to it now...but doesnt like it - i dont care.

i think there is a time at the start of a relationship when you perhaps shouldnt do it - i suppose it depends when and where as to whether it'd annoy me - loud and raspy in a nice restaurant or at xmas dinner with my folks or something, would probably irritate me because id see it as though they had no respect or decorum, but at home in front of the tv i wouldnt care.

if anyone judged another on it - split up etc over it then id say they were not the right man anyway...