How many...

[pa___ul3]

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears ??

[emmie]

three, surely you must have heard the story of the three bears...

[treetops1]

How bigs the grill that Bear Grylls will grill these bears on. If Bear Grylls could grill bears as you say.

[pa___ul3]

it's a standard sized garden bearbeque, natch!

[snags]

Will Ray Mears be there to light the grill?

[AB Editor]

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.

[pa___ul3]

no, he's off with Gordon looking for edible plants to serve with the bear

[ChuckFickens]

Will there be beer with the bear?

And what sauces, or will it be a bare bear.

[marval]

Fuzzy Wuzzy
Was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Wasn't really fuzzy,
Wuzzy?

[Lie-in King]

Is the bear BB a BYOB?

[pa___ul3]

there may be a beer bar but you'll have to bear with me.
regarding sauces, Bear was intending to be a bore and be the bearer of a bare bear

[carrot99]

surely not boring beer and a bare bear when he could have bearchamel sauce and a fine bearjolais?

[Frank97]

Algy met a bear
A bear met Algy
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algy

[ttfn]

Am I the only nutter who read your op as 'How many abers ... ' ?
Probably ;)