How stupid ...

[sherrardk]

... do Asda think their customers are? Got the shopping devliered earlier and on the box of a birthday cake it has a section entitled 'How to cut the cake' (apparently I need to use a sharp knife and I can cut the slices any size I like!).

[gingejbee]

Well, Asda don't think you're that stupid- they haven't told you how to eat it - fingers, fork or snout on plate!

[sherrardk]

They've got to be pretty stupid if they think I can cut that cake into twenty pieces, I'm not a bl00dy surgeon.

[sophie_1003]

It's the choc ices we sell at work that make me laugh; they say 'serving suggestion on the box and there's a picture of one with a bite taken out of it!

[lady-janine]

i bought some butter that contained dairy advice - contains milk. you have to be so careful.

[Buenchico]

As you're obviously in need of basic instruction in life skills, Sherrardk, I hope that you'll take notice of this gem from M&S ;-)
http://tinyurl.com/5s895aj

Also:
http://whatsinyourinb...l?zx=851e3c33f75c4963
and:
http://www.last.fm/gr...+Reading+Instructions

[DaisyNonna]

How wonderful that you can choose the size of your slices! So pleased that you will not be able to use the potato masher to cut it,

[sherrardk]

Thanks for the info Chris - some of the baby ones are obviously aimed at men! (joke)

[NazNomad]

ASDA: May contain nuts. :-))

[sherrardk]

Hi Daisy - not allowed to use a potato mashed, have to use a 'sharp, serrated knife in a sawing action' - the box told me!

[askyourgran]

Lol Label on a superman outfit "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly".
I wonder how many kids stood on the top of their block of flats trying it out.

[Hopkirk]

When I was a kid, we used to watch the Batman TV series.

Batman and Robin used to come on before the programme telling us kids not to try doing what they do, as kids were getting injured trying to climb walls or falling off porch roofs.

[ClareA]

I've seen 'Upon heating, contents will be hot'.