The Banana is Back.

[Bbbananas]

Yo dudes & dudettes. C'est moi reincarnated & arisen.

I've had to be refigured or configured or something. I do like figures, especially when they're black ones in my bank account. Or my figure now I'm well into my fitness campaign. I am at work today in a LBD with a figure like whatsername from Mad Men. Joan? I am Joan of Barking Mad. (Mind you girls, Spanx Hide & Sleek Slip helps tremendously - it all spills out like a crazed blancmange when I take it off at night.)

I've missed you all. Even the stroppy awkward ones xx

[redman41]

Hello sallabananas ! :-))

[joggerjayne]

Hi, Sals.

I've pretty much hung up my ChatterBank shoes, but I couldn't resist dropping in to say "Hi", and "well done you" for the fitness campaign. Keep it up!

Love, J x

[stompe]

Ditto Vibra ^^^^ {:)

[mccfluff]

murphy's bags are packed she'll be on her way after breakfast...

[Bbbananas]

Jeez - thanks for that fluffy. I never thought the day would come that I would ever welcome a cat within 10 miles of my home's vicinity, never mind my garden. But, once one has had a rat in her butt, one cannot be so picky.....

[berniecuddles]

top bannana! welcome back!!!

[Bbbananas]

The frenchman was called Laurence. Very ooh la la. And extremely hirsute (that means hairy for those who don't know). Nice bottom though - very pert.
Smelt of Gitanes (his breath, not his bottom).

JJ you can't stay away girl. You are a stalwart. (That's a compliment btw) xx

[joggerjayne]

The initiation rites for the Pet Shop Boys Fan Club have always been quite rigorous.

[NoMercy]

Buenas dias, guapa !

:-)

[TheOtherHalf]

Welcome back Salla

[cazzz1975]

welcome back salla!

[McMouse]

Are you the real salla? I've heard Grollykins is doing impersonations.

[Bbbananas]

Grollykins is not me - I am Grollykins..... ;-)

[rowanwitch]

welcome back Smutstress
sorely missed