I have to go into the kitchen to 'let a little fart' if I have company in the living room. It would be very rude to let one go in the presence of others.
My dad used to have to go into the kitchen when we were all small. Mum used to hate anything so crude. It was hysterical, because we all knew where he was nipping off to, and why he nipped off so quick. We would go quiet and wait for the big "pprrrrhhhh" then collapse into giggles as he walked back into the room all innocent. Mother did not find it funny.
I heard someone say the other day, 'aye well it's harder where there is none' and then I realised it was me, my Mother used to say that to us every tinme we complained about havibng bread and jam or tea.
Oh and... Take ur jacket off get the benefit wen u go back out!! Haha now I thought I'd never hear myself say such things hahaha and I'm only 22!! Hah well for the next 6 days anyhow but who counting xx