Early chuckle.

[tonyav]

One night, Terry has a spiritual experience and speaks to God. God, '' he says, what do a million years feel like to you ?'' A million years feel like one minute, ''God replies. WoW ! And what do a million pounds feel like to you ?'' continues Terry. ''A million pounds feel like a penny, '' replies God. Terry thinks for a minute then says, Hey, God, can you give me a penny ? '' Sure, '' replies God, '' in a minute.

[pericat]

lol tony - now let me think - no i dont think anyone can complain about that one

[tonyav]

Thats what i thought peri, It's pretty pc for me dont you think. ( I'm saving the smutty ones for later ) LOL

[pericat]

maybe before lunch when peoples minds are on other things lol -