Legs

[marval]

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Maxine: "No, they spread."

[craft1948]

oh dear....I think Maxine may be my daughter......

[carlton23]

I`ve met her type before.

[marval]

It is a joke like the chat up line. "Nice legs what time do they open?"

[zzxxee]

that is really funny