Oh god

[Free-willy]

I just singed me minge with the hairdryer.

Have you ever done anything stupid like that?

I blame it on the bats that are low flying tonight

[Free-willy]

I have very nice wallpaper and carpets thank you very much

[imhotep]

Ooooo sounds painful!
What on earth were you doing with the hair dryer using it so low?Were you a bit wet down there or what?
:-)
Haven't seen any pipistrelle bats as yet.....fast little critters too!

[Free-willy]

Na just fruit bats