Drunk

[4getmenot]

Have you ever got home and wondered how the hell you got there after a night out? I just cannot understand how anyone can be that drunk. I always remember everything I just don't always stop myself. My birthday I found a bloke asleep outside a shop so I put him in a taxi and sent him home. I have just had a mate come in who has and given me the money back that I paid the taxi man. I wouldn't have cared if he kept it but that's quite good for him to pay me back.

[redcrx]

aww thats nice!

oh and to answer your question, no ive never got so drunk i forget!

i do wish i had though on many past occasions :)

[4getmenot]

This was the boy I stuck in taxi that has given me cr@p in the past aswell

[funnygirl]

It happened to me one xmas after a works do.

I don't know how the hell I got home, which is quite frightening, and promptly collapsed in the hallway.

Mr Funny was quite disgusted and left me lying there!!!

[4getmenot]

I can imagine it being quite worrying

[4getmenot]

My bro cant remember chucking drinks around my kitchen other week but I dont beleive that one bit

[B00]

In my dark and sadly very distant past i've always remembered how I got home, no matter how trollied I got. I did however, once wake up in the morning with a small pork pie sat on the pillow next to me. I had absolutely no idea how it got there or where it came from, I hate pork pies.

[4getmenot]

sorry BOO that was me, I have a habit of playing pranks on drunk people while they are sleeping

[MiniN]

i've done silly things when drunk but i have never forgot how i have gotten home. that would be so scarey!

[4getmenot]

Well this boy must have asked my mate as they work together, I;d have loved to have seen his face when they told him I got him home, especially some of the things he has said about me :-)

[RevFunk]

No

[hau kola]

I always know when ive had a drunken episode when i find my shoes either side of the loo in the morning.
It doesn`t happen so much these days but boy oh boy i could tell you some stories.

[boogieboogie]

a few months ago I was so drunk I couldn't get out of a building..

I was in a lift, I made it stop at every floor (about 12 of them)and every floor I was faced with the same doors: one opened to a carpark, another opened to the stairs and there was other doors with residential apartment numbers on. I was up and down in the lift, walking up and down the stairs, wondering around the carpark, it was mad.. I pressed the alarm on the lift and screamed 'Get me out of this building" a voice returned "I can't get you out I'm in an office in Coventry". Eventually I got out 3 hours later and I don't know how. Then had to pay �100 to get home in a taxi.. :-(
I'd had too much caffine before drinking which I won't be doing again.

[4getmenot]

thats hillarious :-)

[Iamblue]

Too many times to mention when I was younger. The scariest thing was being arrested behind the wheel of my car in broad daylight TEN MILES FROM HOME. How I got that far without hitting anything (or worse,anybody) is anyones guess. The shame it brought on my family made me realise what an absolute ar$ehole I was becoming. I have only drunk in moderation since.

[4getmenot]

good for you. I naver take my keys out with me when drinking

[ChuckFickens]

Yeah done that several times over the years! the 2 most notable ones have been. 1) waking up on a satuday morning with a broken ankle and not having a clue how I broke it let alone got home! 2) going out in Atlanta Georgia for a night out and waking up the next day in Savannah which is about 300miles away and not had a clue how I got there!

and we won't even mention the "who are you" morning moments!

[whiffy]

Do tell more about the "who are you" morning moments