Who wants to be a millionaire?

[shomer42]

I have just invented a machine that can acurately give me the lottery numbers. Unfortunately it turns out that it takes seven days to process the information, so in fact for saturdays draw it gives me the numbers on a sunday morning.

Is this machine worth anything or should I go back to polishing marbles?

[kujawski]

i'll give the men in white coats a ring, and get them to pick you up.

[kwicky]

Just buy a faster computer and take the cost out of your winnings.

[dzug]

Well actually that's a very slow machine - mine only takes seconds and they are available immediately after the draw.

Anyone want to buy it?

[keithlbw]

My machine is even better.
It gives me the numbers before the draw , the fault though lies with Camelots machine , that always gives the wrong numbers.