Yipee

[Chipchopper]

I'm pleased to enounce that I've just passed my paintball exam.
The judges said I passed with flying colours

[DTCwordfan]

gwoan.....that one has made my palette turn when I sipped my coffee.

[Patsy33]

Al-white!
That came out of the blue..
Sorry, I'm just a little green with envy.

[elliemay1]

no need to blue your own trumpet!

[Ken4155]

Sure i've red this joke before.

[Patsy33]

These replies tickle me pink!

[Old_Geezer]

That sounds a load of spheres to me.

[Chipchopper]

Thought I heard someone say I look like Rambo, I said what, Sylvester Stallone?
They said: "no you idiot rainbow"