Constipated

[Rondy]

A construction worker goes to a doctor and complains about constipation. The doctor examines him, takes a cricket bat and whacks him on the ***.

The guy goes to the bathroom, washes himself and comes back: "Doc, I feel great - tell me what should I do?"

"Stop wiping your bottom with cement bags" says the doctor.

[Shaglene]

Was he going to be sh..ing bricks............

[Sqad]

I don't get it!

[anneasquith]

Sqad, it wasn’t poo, but cement from the bags .

[Sqad]

Wait! I think that I have got it.
The cement bags would introduce cement into the anus which would harden and block the exit.
Right?

[Sqad]

Anne.......oh! right!

[Canary42]

Some people are hard work

;-)

[William51]

Thats a bum wrap!.