What Am I Missing?

[sandyRoe]

I was in a downtown newsagents this morning and noticed lots of sandwiches, wraps, and Pot Noodles. I guess they'd be bought as lunch by local office workers.
Never in my life have I ate a Pot Noodle. What have I missed?

[Peter Pedant]

// Never in my life have I ate a Pot Noodle//

well if you had eaten a potty Noodle, you would be able to construct a regular perfect

never have I EATEN a pN.... god, how old are you?

[sandyRoe]

Too old to change my writing style to conform to rules I never learnt.

[Zacs-Master]

Peter living up to his name. Pay no heed. Nubdy else does.

[Spicerack]

Ditto re Angel Delight, Jura. Yuk.

[Hopkirk]

Filth

[Arksided]

Last time I had one was Chicken and Mushroom, Adding some crushed garlic bit of black pepper, wasn’t bad about five years ago I only had a kettle and microwave in spare bedroom whilst Kitchen was been renovated, I try it again though as I used to like them as a quick snack.

[douglas9401]

Was it Paul Merton who lobbed the excellent 'Not Poodle' being launched in Korea into the mix one time?

[Canary42]

As a quick snack they're passable, like soup powder with added pasta.