Silly Chicken Ones...................

[Shaglene]

Why was the chicken under arrest?
The police officer suspected fowl play.

How did the chicken make sure it was awake on time?
It used an alarm cluck.

What's the best way to learn about chickens?
Read the hen-cyclopedia.

[McMouse]

Know any more yolks?

[Hopkirk]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?








It was stuck to the chicken's foot.