Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

I have a very attractive female neighbour and I often keep my garage door open in the hope she notices my impressive collection of b&q buckets, unfortunately tonight a pot bellied pig from house number 54 called wesley has wandered into said garage and made a temporary home in a bucket, should I leave it in peace or tempt it out, does anyone know what they eat?

[anneasquith]

They like bacon and eggs .

[Mozz71]

Is it an orange bucket?

[Cloverjo]

Is your bucket orange, though? That’s important

[Mozz71]

And why is house number 54 called Wesley?

[Mamyalynne]

Get Wesley a mate and romance will follow for all.

[jno]

your neighbour may be a pot-bellied pig lover herself. Wait to see what she says when she sees your curly tail.

[albaqwerty]

better than a pig in a poke, tho shirley?

[jno]

I'm told they're useful for rounding up sheep with.

[anneasquith]

B&Q buckets ?

[naomi24]

A house called Wesley? That’s different.

[tonyav]

Hi bob, I had a similar problem. A goose made a nest in a sump pan that I had amongst the old car spares in my shed ( ummmm, wonder if had something to do with the colour, I had painted it Orange ). Anyhoo I solved that problem because Christmas was coming up ;-)

[Peter Pedant]

Blimey one of my neighbour's cats jumped thro a window ( er my window that is) and had a nap on the bed...
waited for me to open the door to let it out
and thought o sad it and went frooda window again

oh it also had a good look around the kitchen

[sunny-dave]

https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/172/pig-piglet-bucket-wearing-hat-8182878.jpg

[jno]

baa-ram-ewe

[tonyav]

Mmmmm, that's a Yellow bucket, Dave. Must have been in Bob's next door neighbours garage.

[sunny-dave]

It got in through the flat cap ....

[sunny-dave]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.245113149.1282/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[gness]

Lock your wine cellar, Bob. I spent some time living with a pot bellied pig named Cilla.
Came home after a night out and she'd got into a cupboard full of booze. Smashed most of the bottles and was absolutely sloshed.
A drunken pot bellied pig is no joke. :-(

[tonyav]

I trained her well ;-)