Culled From Facebook, Which Amused Me. Try It Out.

[Canary42]

Honest answers please. If somebody broke into your house right now, what would they find on the top of the fridge ?

[hereIam]

Nothing, it's a fridge/freezer built into a cupboard.

[The Builder]

Reminds me of the two gay burglars who broke in .....

.......... and re-decorated the house ;o)

[Baldric]

A First Aid Kit.

[marval]

A few small boxes, and a small hamper.

[Old_Geezer]

The microwave.

[david small]

A hand vacuum, a thermos flask. Gorilla tape.

[webbo3]

a breadboard and chopping board

[Mamyalynne]

3 storage tins of savoury crackers, larger tin of poppadoms.

[windywillow]

A microwave splatter-guard, an unopened packet of biscuits and a half-eaten (but re-sealed) packet of crisps.

[-SharonA-]

Spare box of wine glasses, parking permits for visitors and an Oleg toy.

[Patsy33]

A couple of trays.

[Mamyalynne]

I'm jealous now Sharon, I'll swap you my Flat Eric for your Baby Oleg

[windywillow]

Will anyone reveal what's under their bed? I have 2 suitcases, a large pack of toilet rolls, a small sewing machine and a washing basket full of ironing waiting to be ironed.

[ummmm]

Tools. Our bed goes to about an inch above the floor so we have to pull it out to use any of the storage. OH threatens to do DIY but never does so I thought it'd be the best place to keep his tools.

[-SharonA-]

Mamya, you can have him!! Got him for using a comparison site and he is just gathering dust!

[Lie-in King]

Nothing on the fridge-freezer, on the other freezer - a sink tidy stuffed with Tesco receipts, a couple of small bowls & a Thermos flask.

Under the bed? I presume dust.

[Mamyalynne]

Coooo.

[bodeker]

Mirror, erm odds and ***, basically a load of junk.

[bodeker]

Oooh I have had a word removed , did not know that was a naughty word :)

[LadyCG]

A box of crap.