A Group of AB men, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the barstaff had big breasts and wore short skirts. Minty would show in her sparkly and TonyV was strong enough not to have a heart attack.
Ten years later, at age 50, the AB friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the barstaff were attractive, the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent - Rowan popped in to advise them on the latter, Lady CG for the wines - and Dave was there too.
Ten years later, at age 60, the ABers again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money. Also Tony AV wouldn't be disheartened by Aston Villa not being on the TVs.
Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for Spath.
Ten years later, at age 80, the ABers discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there.