Just saw that silly advert for the little spray to freshen the toilet. At the end of it the woman is gift wrapping loads of them for Christmas presents. Imagine being on the receiving end of that gift! ;-))
I used to buy festive loo roll but its always a bit sandpapery so i ended up just haning it up for show and it never got used. Still like a christmassy kitchen roll though.
Kate Botley (female vicar seen on TV) says that they have a tradition in their house that the baby Jesus isn't put into the manger until christmas day....its not an uncommon tradition......but in her house they hide him in the fruit bowl!
I gave himself a spray of V I Poo last year...very expensive but possibly does render going to the loo after someone who has just lost half a stone using said loo a tad more acceptable....we all love a jokey gift surely?!