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marval | 22:51 Thu 01st Nov 2018 | Jokes
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I dreamt I was being eaten by a cat last night.

It must have been Freddy Cougar.
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Did he park his Jaguar outside, marval.
22:54 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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He said he did but I couldn't see it, so I know he was lion.
22:55 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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I'd keep away from him, marval all the girls say that he's a cheetah.
22:58 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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At least he wears lynx deodorant.
23:00 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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I know but a leopard can't change it's spots, marval.
23:08 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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And I'll bet he was wearing some of those puma trainers.
23:11 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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What a nightmare! Hope you're feline ok now..
23:15 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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I doubt it, Patsy. Freddie was lion all over her bed.
23:17 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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It was a real catastrophe.
23:20 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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That should certainly give her paws for thought...
23:21 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Is your name Maud?
23:25 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Noooo Freddie cougar he scares me ...I'm having kittens here !
23:25 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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I also heard that Freddy is a bit of a cowboy because he seems to ride his ocelot.
23:26 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Well, he’s not afraid of a bit of aardvark.
23:30 Thu 01st Nov 2018

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