It's an important Pagan day too Jack, it falls dead centre between the Summer Solstice and the Fall Equinox and we call it Lugnasadh. It's the first of our three harvesting festivals and a time to be thankful for what you have and safeguard it.
A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."