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Late Night Meeting
Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the
shadows.
'Twenty quid ' she whispers.
He'd never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the heck,
its only twenty quid.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a couple of
minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police officer.
What's going on here, people ?' asks the officer.
I'm making love to my wife,' Paddy answers indignantly.
Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
Well,' Paddy says, "Neither did I, until you shone that light in
her face."
shadows.
'Twenty quid ' she whispers.
He'd never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the heck,
its only twenty quid.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a couple of
minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police officer.
What's going on here, people ?' asks the officer.
I'm making love to my wife,' Paddy answers indignantly.
Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
Well,' Paddy says, "Neither did I, until you shone that light in
her face."
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