Well That Was Embarrassing!

[Patsy33]

Not long popped over to local shop. When I got back in to take my ankle boots off, I seen they were odd. One black and one tan!.. Hope nobody noticed.. lol...

[Mamyalynne]

You'll have set a new trend.

[BANANASPLITS]

You've started a new style patsy

[maggiebee]

A trend setter.

[Patsy33]

Me and my daughter were only laughing about this happening to a friend last week! That'll teach me!...

[tonyav]

Ohhh that could have been dangerous if you were in Ireland, Patsy. They didn't loike the Black and Tans.

Anyhoo specsavers for you tomorrow ;-)

[Barmaid]

Done that.

Probably NOT as embarrassing as stalking down the main corridor of the magistrates court with your skirt tucked in your knickers............

[Patsy33]

Omg Barmaid. Hope your briefs were clean! Lol..

[Patsy33]

Tone, I was fumbling about under the stairs in the dark, as light bulb had gone!...

[ummmm]

I nearly wet myself today. I'm wearing a onesie and it was inside out and I couldn't get the zip down :-)

I didn't wet myself...made it with seconds to go.

[Theland]

Or toilet paper stuck to your sho?

[andy-hughes]

If anyone says you have odd boots on, look at them as if they are daft and say "I don't know what you mean, I have another pair like this at home!"

[Patsy33]

Notice my avatar!..

[Theland]

Have a big bag of socks. First two out mine for the day. Who cares if they match?

[Maydup]

Super stylish that new contrasting look!

[BANANASPLITS]

"Tone, I was fumbling about under the stairs in the dark"
Hmmmm ;-)

[Patsy33]

^^^
My husband doesn't!..

[ummmm]

Or Andy, just tell them they're colour blind.

[jno]

Galéries Lafayette is a very grand Paris store. Not so grand that it can't be improved by the sight of an Anglo tourist strolling round with toilet paper hanging down from her skirt, though.

[tonyav]

"Tone, I was fumbling about under the stairs in the dark"
Hmmmm ;-)


Hmmmmmm ;-)

[CrapAtCryptics]

You must like it as you have another pair just like it at home.