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mumstheword1 | 22:37 Thu 14th May 2015 | ChatterBank
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Like account numbers, pin numbers, NI number birthdays etc etc but 3 times today went upstairs and couldn't remember what for. There is no hope for me.
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Dear internet user

I am a wealthy Nigerian prince who is currently undertaking research into the accuracy of people's memories. In order to prove your statements above, I would be most grateful if you could let me know the information that you refer to. ([email protected]). If you have correctly remembered your account details you will find the sum of one million US dollars deposited into the account as a small reward for your participation in my research.

Thanking you in advance for your assistance.

Wealthy Prince,
Abuja.
I was going to post an answer but when it came to it I forgot what I was going to say ;-)
At least you made it upstairs, sometimes I stop on the stairs and can't remember If I was going up or coming down.
Being in a state of confusion is probably a prerequisite for posting in CB anyway, Canary42 ;-)
Guidance for Vulcan42:

If you're in the middle of the stairs, and breathing lightly, you were going down.

If you're in the middle of the stairs, and breathing heavily, you were going up.

If you're in the middle of the stairs and breathing very heavily, you were going upstairs in a desperate rush to get to the loo before you had a nasty accident. Hurry up!
buenchico, if I could remember all that I could also remember in which direction I was travelling. :o)
Hi mum, er what did I want to say?
You forgot you live in a bungalow
A bungalow? Why are there stairs?
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If I want to remember something I write it down.
Then I remember it without having to read it.
Odd?
I realized today that something was amiss when I went to the bar and forgot why I did!
Yet yerself of to the doc's asap, stuey.
Do I have a doctor?...I'll have to check.
sqad will sort you out, stuey !.
Or is that cheque?
I remembered what I had not done when trying to fix the TV Tony
Ah, what was it Daisy ?.
Sqad comes across as a little too dam bombastic for me. (617 Squadron):)

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